I've let myself get fat. I've let myself get lazy. I've let myself get unfit and honestly, I don't think right now I could sit trot for 3 minutes straight, let alone ride a dressage test or jump or gallop.
I'm going to get it all out there. There are cossie pics. Be warned. :P
5km run time: 46.48 minutes
Bust, waist and hip measurements TBA as I need to buy a tape measure.